Heavy Metal fingers

A great oldie but goodie for ya here. This one's for all my rock and metal friends! You can click on the image to the right or here to view the full size image by Jon "Bean" Hastings. Click here for the alternative version too ;)

Humor: Best DUI ever

I know, I know, I know... You've prolly seen this one a few times. It's so goo though, I have to share the love! Not much more I can say about this, but it may have been staged, but its an instant classic!

Humor: Bed Intruder Song

This is a classic in my book and had to be put in the BD.com archives. Even though the original story is not so humorous or entertaining, this Auto Tune the News spin on it is cool as hell. Go Antoine Dodson!

Humor: Tiddy Bear

I've never heard of this before. Have you?

"The car key." - A short story.

Here's a little short story with a not-so-good ending:

Last weekend, I saw my car keys in the garage on the floor near the door where our boys take off their shoes before coming in the house. I passed them several times throughout the day, as I was going in out of the house doing various things. I didn't really think much of them because I hadn't planned on going anywhere. Finally, Sunday afternoon as I was picking up (man, I'm such a good husband aren't I?), I finally lifted those keys off the floor only to discover the key to our new GMC Acadia was snapped in half!

Well, seeing the car was pretty new, I didn't want to just run to the hardware store and get some generic key made. I wanted to 'keep up appearances' by geting a factory GMC key. So during a lunch break during the work-week, I went to the local GMC dealer just down the road and showed them my dilemma. I was shocked to hear that the only way I could get a replacement key was through them or another GMC certified dealer ! They said the key had some ant-theft chip built into it so a normal hardware store made key would not have worked anyway. "OK.", I thought to myself before I took a bracing breath, calmly realizing I was at their mercy. I proceeded to asked, "So what's the cost of replacing it?". My heart sunk as the gentleman said, "$49.33 with tax". "Wow.", I thought to myself as I proceeded to open my wallet and hand over my credit card.

To this day, I don't know how that key was broken. I may never know.

The End.

Feel sorry for me? Leave a comment to help cheer me up. ;)

Humor: Runnin' with the Beatles

Here's a pretty cool mash-up of a popular Van Halen song, Runnin' with the Devil and a Beatles, Drive my car. Check this out!

Humor: Best Buy Dance Off

This is simply too funny not to share. Check the dude out in this Best Buy security camera. Not sure if the guys actually works there or not.


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"Rickrolled"- Defined.

Have you ever been Rickrolled? Have you ever heard of it? If not, I'll get you up to date. Actually, by the time you read this is probably old news. Anywho, according to WikiAnswers, Rickrolled is best described by the following:

"A rickroll is a prank played on an unsuspecting web surfer. To be rickrolled is when browsing a website (especially a discussion forum or comment board), one comes across a link expecting it to lead to one thing, but finds something completely different when the link is clicked.

The name Rick refers to 80s pop singer Rick Astley. The standard rickroll generally involves someone posting a link claiming it leads to something quite interesting (e.g. hot chicks in panties), but actually linking to a video of Mr. Astley singing "Never Gonna Give You Up." This is usually considered a major let-down."

Just so you're clued in to it (before every Larry, Moe and Curly try to pull this over on you), click on THIS LINK to be officially Rickrolled.

Humor: Do you dress like a d**chebag?

Another great pic I got off my favorite social news site, Digg.com. Click this link or the pic to the right for the full thing.

Humor: How glasses affect your image

Got this off of my favorite social news sites, Digg.com. Click this link or the pic to the right for the full thing.

'Man-Fridge'

Ah, yes. Pure bliss. Something everyman wants needs in their garage. The all-mighty: MAN-FRIDGE. Since I've reorganized my garage with the addition of a garage attic access ladder, I've had the chance to open up the garage for my workbench, stereo, tv and now the all-mighty beverage cooler (aka refridgerator)

I picked this up this fridge made by Danby dirt cheap at one of the local ApplianceSmart warehouses. This 11.1 cubic foot of cold-keeping contraption is the perfect man-accessory. For just a few hundred bucks, you could add one too!

 

Squirrel Catapult

Now this would be fun!

Energy Drink reviews

http://energy-drink-ratings.blogspot.com/2006/06/redline-energy-drink-review.html

Redbull, Rooster Booster, Bawls, Amp, Full Throttle (Regular), Full Throttle Unleaded, Snake Eyes, Enviga, Monster (Java-Loca Moca)

Sparks

Miller Chill

Ah, beer. I am not sure if I blogged about this or not but its worth mentioning again. Its Miller Chill. Probably my favorite new beer. I've bought lots of it. I like it cold. I like it with fresh limes squeezed and put into the bottle. It tastes better than Corona. The bottle is green. I bought lots of it. I had a few tonight. I recommend it to friends. I first had this down in Florida when Miller was 'testing' it in that market. Its available up here now. I bought lots of it. You can come over and have one. It's best when really cold. It's been a long week. Ah, beer.

Technology for Country folk

Got this one via email from a family member. Kinda funny. Click on the picture above to see them all.

Humor: Jib Jab - Year In Review

Here is some end of the year humor for ya; its the Jib Jab guys. The same people that brought you 2-0-5 and This Land are out with a new one: Nuckin' Futs! Check it out:

Humor: Ninja

Check out this YouTube.com clip; hilarious.

Humor: The Kid From Brooklyn

WARNING: This site is not for kids! and definetly NSFW (Not Safe For Work)!
Check out this site. Its some Jersey fella who rants via a video blog. He curses every other word but its pretty funny. He covers everything from the price of coffee at Starbucks to gay marriage. Take this link home with you:

http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com

Humor: The International Rules of Manhood

Here's a nice little bit of humor for ya. This one was forwarded to me by Doug Faffler.

The International Rules of Manhood

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
1. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
2. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
3. After wrecking your boss' car.
4. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
5. When she is using her teeth.
3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing.
10. You may flagellate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.
12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
1. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
2. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
3. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing; i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken, monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

Should you turn off your computer at night?

Should you turn off your computer at night?

I've often been asked if we should leave our computer turned on during the night. I now have the answer as to what happens to our computer while it is unattended during the night...

go here: http://www.justracin.net/is.swf